Chinese + English = Chinglish

You might like it. This is hilarious ... Even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Who knows China - Fox News

Hint: The President of China is Hu, Jingtao, and the Premier is Wen, Jiabao. Hu sounds like "Who", and Wen like "When".

When Chinese people answer phones, they typically say: Wei(喂)?, the same as "hello" in English.

The Funniest Joke in the World[Youtube/Wikipedia]

The Funniest Joke in the World" is the most frequent title used to refer to a Monty Python's Flying Circus comedy sketch, also known by two other phrases that appear within it, "joke warfare" and "killer joke". The premise of the sketch is fatal hilarity: the joke is simply so funny that anyone who reads or hears it promptly dies laughing. [See more on Wikipedia: The Funniest Joke in the World]

18 Funniest English Sentences

1. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

3. Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

4. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

5. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

6. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

8. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

11. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

13. "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk?

14. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

16. When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

17. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

18.The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.